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[fubar4life2010]

Good Morning Ramblers

It's so good,to be here witcha!
Its nice and hot out there allready,and Im not!
Stanky would love it here in the greatest state in the union,but there isa no Ilinoying policy!Sorry Charlie!
Mutley that is a sad story,chill out before you stroke,here have a tissue,can I get you a glass of water,perhaps a kotex!
That Pitts has a new toy!Maybe I need a meter read'n job to get toy's like that!
Jimmy the woodchuck can chuck some wood!How much,we may never know!
Prayers all over the place!

Yall have a good un!

[boswifedeb]

Decisions, desicions....finally made one about supper. CATFISH!!!!!! fried okra, and there's just enough macaroni to make a small side of mac-n-cheese (no, Fuwookeeto, not that Mac). I just know y'all were sufferin' 'cause ya didn't know.

Nice one, George.

[fubar4life2010]

Dang!
Princess J,I sure would of liked to see,a cheese covered mac!
On another note!
Have yall noticed that common sence,is not to common!
And here is my axeplanation,I went to the store to pick up a item or two,and low and behold,driving down the street in heavy traffic,a Mexican is in front of me(go figure)and she stops and has the right of way,causing me to slam on my brakes to keep from plowing her in the azz,and lets a car on to the road!Smoke off the tires from slammin on the brakes,is in a cloud that floats by!I was furious and said a few choice words!Can I get a tissue,and a glass of water!Muttley keep the kotex!

[oh no]

Dang!
Princess J,I sure would of liked to see,a cheese covered mac!
On another note!
Have yall noticed that common sence,is not to common!
And here is my axeplanation,I went to the store to pick up a item or two,and low and behold,driving down the street in heavy traffic,a Mexican is in front of me(go figure)and she stops and has the right of way,causing me to slam on my brakes to keep from plowing her in the azz,and lets a car on to the road!Smoke off the tires from slammin on the brakes,is in a cloud that floats by!I was furious and said a few choice words!Can I get a tissue,and a glass of water!Muttley keep the kotex!

Boy we got them ileagles up here that can't drive too,,, one back road I take to the highway has a veggie farm on it,, Damn Mexican's won't use turn signals,, in fact, I doubt if the lights even work on there yellow van.

I have cussed a bunch at them as they don't even know what side of the road to drive on... Grrrrrrr!!!

ZHey does anyone need any wood???? There is No WayI can fit it all in the shed. I think I might be tarping some on the ground.

[Catgirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7X5_K7LhE

Chuckle chuckle chuckle......heheh......awwwwwww. Thanks BG, too cute.

Another thanks goes out to the storytellers and their tales, whether they be from your reality show or the realm of imagination. Creative people are cool, and we know so many of them here. Uh-oh, I ed ag'in.


I awakened to the sounds of silence. Something seemed odd, and I was freezing. Cracking an eye, I realized the fire had died out and all the other cowboys were gone. I struggled to wriggle from my sleeping bag. The lining was filled with ice, heavy shards holding me down. OWWW.

I awakened to find the bedsheet wrapped around my sweaty neck, the lightweight cotton blanket kicked to the floor, and the fan runnin' full force, lol. It was a might chilly up there this mornin'!

The moral of this story is: If you wanna sleep outside, you may get what you ask for! lol

Johnnie, you keep right on typin' bro. Hang in there Merle. What's goin' on, G? Kneemails sent, EOPP (equal opportunity prayer people).

[poisonpits]

hello ramblers.
guys and gals im sorry i neglected to say its not my tractor im just gonna get to use it.friend of mine that im working for, to pay for hay, paying for it.he has a big tractor, 60 horse ,that he pulls a nine foot hog with and im gonna drive the 5 footer for small jobs.sorry for the mix up.really agrivated at the repair shop today.they said the baler be ready by wensday so i was going to cut some more hay today.boss man went by to check on baler and they aint even started on it.may be another week now so while im waiting ill go check on two more fields to cut.ones close to 80 acres and ones bout 12.looks like good grass but kinda sparse.wont be a lot but at this stage ever bale counts.stay safe and play nice.

[BubbaCat]

Well last Friday Flathead Saunders caught a 66 lb flathead at Bart ,Chalk Saunders won the Saturday tourney at Bart w/a 32 lb . Skunko ! caught his new pb Saturday with a 40 lb at Plez. I was invited to both but my sinecure required a little work . So I slipped out last night and caught a 28 at BIG GEORGES request .

[fubar4life2010]

Dont look Ethyl!
Big Dave your thing-a-majig is out fer the world to see!
Or that could be a string!
Hard to tell the difference!Ha!Ha!

[Catgirl]

Wow, nice fish there Dave, thanks for sharing.

Fu.....watermelon AND jalapenos darlin', watermelon and jalapenoes, lol. Helps with G's recent problem as well.

Now looky what the wookie has done - I almost hitched a ride on the potty humor train! Least I'd be in good company.

And I b'lieve it's s'posed to be "a mite chilly" as opposed to MIGHT, in my previous post.

Can't go around critiqueing others' colloquialisms if ya don't get the log out of your OWN eye, lol.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/colloquialism

They even have a definition of Cheap (by his own admission) in there! However, when I got to the rhyming words section and found bicameralism, I said to myself, "That must be what Keith's who's-got-the-camera episode was about....."

I'm goin' outside and do some yardwork before my brain turns to mush, lol. Too pretty of a day not to, and the current chill ain't gonna last LONG.