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    Sure got a say yer a lot smarter than you lo er act bout the weather, sure have been a lot of people got in trouble this year on the water n it ain't even summer yet.

    Buddy a rhyme in time saves ___ ____ ___ if that don't work try Q-tips.
    Good heavens it's 47.

    Climate change: Olberman out at current TV.

    Lottery?? go green http://townhall.com/columnists/miche...s_easy_as_a123, ya don't even have ta buy a ticket.

    Attachment 176024 Cheap what's up?? U don't like roons??
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    Nehi grape sodas and Moon Pies are soooooo goooood!!!!

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    Think I should of went out to dinner last nite.... But I would of more then likely got in a car wreck the way things went for me lol.
    Made tacos for dinner well in the process i had a bowl of maters all diced up ready to go reached into the cupboard to get a measuring cup and a heavy and I do mean heavy (no not as heavy as a wookie is) coffee cup fell off the next shelf and hit the bowl of maters so they went flying everywheres and then hit my tow next to my big toe... Now it hurt most of the nite this morning that toe is all swollen up cant bend it hurts like you know what lol. I give up guess I got TOE matoed...... man aint we all a bunch in here got wookies and ahh buddys and people with bad cases of kneeseals and now toe matoed toes lol Ok I am outta here hope everyone has a better day then I did nite lol dang poodle kept me up most of it lol laters going to go back to bed and see if I can do what the poodle is doing snoring! see me.

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    Good Morning Ramblers

    I a ashamed to say it,but I have never ate the Moreal Mushroom!
    And I hear they are part of the finer side of life!
    What a sheltered life I lead,the Moreal has a shape that cant be confused,so I hear!
    How do you shroom heads prepare your Moreals!
    Prayers to the many Ramblers wit knee problems!
    I to have a knee problem,but its the wee knee,that needs the attention!And it dont take no specialised doctor of kneeoligy to fix mine!Big Ethyl can work wonders!
    Some sombitch won my money!And I had life all laid out to!
    Probably was won by somebody that brings home 250,000 a year,so is life!
    And I was going to give all my Ramblin friends a sweet Million a piece!
    Dallas,your going to azz around and do to much,to dang quick!
    May the sky open up and nuttin but sunshine beam down on ya!

    Yall have a good Saturday!

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    man aint we all a bunch in here got wookies and ahh buddys and people with bad cases of kneeseals and now toe matoed toes lol

    Q from Mutt

    Mutt, get U some Corky Root and put it on the toe matoed toe and your problem will be gone shortly. IJS

    PS, ofcourse your toe matoed toe will look like Big 'D's stump did last week. ISYN

    Glad I could help.
    Nil desperandum

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    LOL Mac then you could call me a stumptoed mutt lol

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    FISH ON!!! NOPE!!! FALSE ALARM!!!

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    Sakes alive it's 55, but all will be fine when it's 79. There ya are Keith.

    Looks like the loony bin is full this morning. Notice I didn't say full of what. Think we can all tell by the smell. Still rhyming.

    Bo and the Rotten Snottens are gone to feed the farm critters and then off to Grandma's. Kinda peaceful here. Might try to sneak in a nap. I was up after 1am. Should have come to the lodge, but wasn't wanting to get up and get the potpal (KWIM ~~~~).

    Supper tonight: more sketti and garlic bread.

    Y'all have fun and keep it betwixt the ditches.
    "This conversation reminds me of a hobbled horse - it's not goin' anywhere." Matt Houston

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    Mega Millions winners are up to three now, one in Kansas and that Annoying place, plus Maryland.

    Wonder if Sir ~~~~~ has checked his tickets yet !
    Nil desperandum

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    I for one am not surprised yur not a mycophagist but it's never too late to become one, look at it this way you'd be a head of buddy.
    Attachment 176027 Never had them any way I didn't like them, but, a word of warning some people are allergic to them so don't eat a ho bunch the first time. They do contain some good stuff fer yer body, which in Ur case, what could it hurt. I'm bad allergic to liberals so have to take them in small doses. The ones listed here are the safest to eat which I have, so learn at your own pace, which we will assume slowly.
    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...05-9TA&cad=rja. Bon jo ve, er apitite.

    Yes boys n girls it's that time again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KgrK...C4FKjG2krxtF8=.

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