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    Default AMBER ALERT!! Those passing this................

    AMBER ALERT!!!! Those passing this beacon buoy following ANOS to his next destination please note that the Enterprise has loaded not Postbeetles two dogs Amos and Zeke but two charlatans posing as Amos and Zeke. They on the loose from some ghetto neighborhood in Knew Jersey. There is a young male pup with tears in his eyes screaming something about "They're coming for me!!.

    Postbeetles two dogs have been spotted in Western Iowa by a guy named Muddy Mo. They have gone NATIVE. Consider them armed and dangerous, wearing hoodies, with War rods on their flatbottom. They probably heading for Strakas lair. You'll recognize Straka if he not wearing his teeth, and if he's wearing his teeth he look like somebody who could eat corn through a picket fence. They will all be armed and dangerous.

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    Grand theft bathtub. Those dogs that are going down the missouri in that stolen tub made a pirate flag out of two skunks and an old Frank Zappa t-shirt they found along with a old jockstrap tangled in a long jam left over by the army corps flood of 2011. They duct taped the war rod straight up in the middle of their vessel. And with Amos wearing the jock for a eye patch. They hoist the jolly roger up that war rod every time just before boarding another casino boat. Zeke always yells "GIVE ME YOUR TOKANS OLD WOMAN" Amos just walks around saying " ARRRRRRRRR " folks say it is really annoying.

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    Default Yepper Mo, them the perps. Those my

    Yepper Mo, them the perps. Those my boys.

    Can't ya just see the viciousness in their eyeballs? Actually they collect those tokens in their little fanny packs and bring them back to me like a retriever with his mouth full of feathers. I've tried to get them to just bring me one those silver haired little old ladies feeding the one armed bandits who are finally spending their dead old man's money but they can't bring themselves to grab them and get by the amount of rouge and makeup powder they exude......

    I hope they don't shack up at Strakas hidey-hole on the Missoura. God knows what Straka might do with that jock-strap. He'll probably sell it to Ostrom.

    The one of the left is Zeke. He the leader. Amos just looks tough. He a coward really
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    Hey PB, Have ya had to put those boys of yours in "Time Out" for fightin over a dead coon road kill yet...????
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    Is this I'm hearing true? Mr Postbettle's fine companions are on loose, now in mo /with a little scared pup. And your Telling me they couldn't find an old discarded tc rod to use for a mast. I'm truly raddled , dazed and confused here, i know my reception has been slow, and that commercial for(stardate 02.6481) that has been runninig here in my neck of the woods: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2760OoAVg ,as to what show to watch. one thing about it am getting a laugh or two out of them all lol.

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    Up in the shy, it's a bird, it's a plane, hack, why no, it's JOE CAMEL!!!
    Attachment 176222 Why I bet after a toke on one a them Attachment 176223 you can't tell Amos from Andy. Hate when Zeke licks my face.
    When I turn him loose Attachment 176224 bet Zeke gets a whole new altitude.
    But in keeping with your alterier motive Attachment 176225 now on to Georgia. At warpted speed .

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    Hey, did the craft run out of methane gas ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac-b View Post
    Hey, did the craft run out of methane gas ?
    I think there must have been a couple of crater heads on board that thought it said meth on the side of the tank and well, you can figure out the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muddymo View Post
    I think there must have been a couple of crater heads on board that thought it said meth on the side of the tank and well, you can figure out the rest.
    mo
    Think you might be right the surveillance video,seems to indicate that Scotty has locked all the hatches and it looks by the fallin down,Tom fuller y,and one can tell the rest of the crew is on the meth or sroon's by the way their acting.

    sending this to the labhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAkGfJY05k for further analysis

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