Hey! Any you guys got an unused Claymore mine.................

**CountryHart** · 03-29-2012, 06:34 PM

One hell of a thread ya got going here fellows. Bout 1/2 knee deep if your sittin on a tall mule, but dern sure entertaining. I wanna see Ano's nails, from a distance.

**muddymo** · 03-29-2012, 07:24 PM

ANNNOOOO'S WORLD

**riverbottomnightmare** · 03-29-2012, 09:48 PM

[QUOTE=Keith Mette;2449225].

Nails??? Does this mean ANO is byelexick???

Don't you mean quadriplegic. Oh, no, wait a second. That doesnt sound right either. Homo erectus? Walk around on two legs nope those are bonobos. Ugly little creatures. Expected to take over the world in Dec. 2012. I have about twelve of them (or thought I did) that live down the road from me. I was going to bust in that joint and take em all out. Got past the barb wire and mine fields and noticed they had a UAV on me. Managed to take that out with my AT-4. While looking up I noticed the trees were moving. Them pygmies were swarming in on me. I'll never forget that night. Theres deffinitly more then twelve of them now. there starting to come out in public dressed up like homeless people pushing carts. pretty soon theyll be wearing suits. shoot first ask questions later. Just sayin.

**plainsman** · 03-30-2012, 12:54 AM

If there is anything to what I"m readin here, maybe ya oughta head to the hardware store and get a whole keg of nails.

There was a group of folks who did computer hackin called themselves anoymous, terrible folks. They sound intelligent and sneaky.

**DanG** · 03-30-2012, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Keith Mette

Nails??? Does this mean ANO is byelexick??? U no like a switch hitter, little baseball talk there.

Just what are you trying to say, Keith? Ambisexterous? Is that the word you're looking for?

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**postbeetle** · 03-30-2012, 06:56 AM

Ain't computers amazing things. What transformations one can wrought at the touch of a key.......

Hi There, Y'all. I am Anos BiteMyWater. Posterbeetle and I have been negotiating the use of his niche here on the USCA and we have come to terms. He currently is out looking for his dogs and will return and hide his head under his wing as I proceed in my quest. As soon as I can find a stable for my camel "George". I wonder if Pits would board him now that he is mule-less. Need a big shovel pits and don't take him out on the weekends until I give you the high powered Taser I got to control him....

Later: Yours in Love and USCA Harmony. Ano BiteMyWater.

**Keith Mette** · 03-30-2012, 07:18 AM

That ANO looks ta be one a them E gyptislamist, sure got a big woody.

Do he have one a them long curved knifes??

**haftafish** · 03-30-2012, 07:41 AM

Ano,
Don't answer Keith because we all know that you never bring a knife to a gun fight. He is trying to lure you into the open but rest assured knowing that i am hiding up in them mountains with my scope fixed on your surroundings, resting, waiting for the slightest movement to gently squeeze the trigger. I believe in you Ano, you’re a wise man...

Your humble servant...

**postbeetle** · 03-30-2012, 08:10 AM

Havtafish, I appreciate greatly your service to our cause. I always wanted to be a sniper. In that prone position you could nap anytime and didn't have some CO on your rear-end. Have ya got a good spotter Haftafish? A good spotter makes a team. They always carried the extra dope in a little fanny pack in case you got picked up at a traffic barricade and took the fall for ya. I see you from Knew Jersey Havtafish. Knew Jersey kinda a tough State, no wonder you a sniper. You get plenty of practice on the weekends over there.

Mette those swards always get in the way riding camels. Hard to draw them and skewer somebody. I prefer a sawed off 12 gauge with Buck...........

But anyhow back to business here shortly. Jack one in Havtafish, after you've kissed it.