Ramblin 78 Dazed and Confused

[fubar4life2010]

Buddy,since you are at the helm of this magnificent vessel!
Where in the bejebers are we going!
What is the ETA that we will get there!
If you are leading the troop,there are questions that have to be answered!
This is your moment to shine son!
Dazzel us wit your brightness!
The Elders are making notations,keep that in mind!

[BUDMEISER01]

If you axe me,Buddy has more Giest blood than any other!
Cheap,we know fer shure that Ma and Pa traded you fer a sack of flour and a side of bacon!And I believe,threw Buddy in there,fer a sack of coffee and two peppermint sticks fer the two they kept!Two lost Giest brothers reunited in the Ramblers Lodge!
This calls fer a celibration!Woo-Hoo!

Well hail, if we are gonna have a celebration somebody has got to wash the WOOKIE and dip him for fleas!!! We can't have him stinking up the joint!!! So who is up for the task at hand??? Any volunteers??? One word of caution to whoever gets the job, he will crap on ya!!! So be careful!!!

Thanks for the last thread BOOBIE TAT and thanks to the rest of the INMATES for making my stay here pleasant, SO FAR!!! And I am with Cheap, PUSH THE BUTTON DALLAS!!!

PS: Anybody have a stick that I can borrow??? I might have to wack the WOOKIE across the arse if he don't behave!!!

[fubar4life2010]

But Buddy we just met!
Sticks across the arse might come later!
If your lucky!Do you feel lucky Buddy,well do ya!

[fubar4life2010]

Im try'in to bust your cherry gently Buddy!
When the Elders get a hold of that sweet tender belly meat,they wont be so gental!
And you got Grapefruits remember!Ha!Ha!We will see!
You still have a chance!Run Buddy Run!

[BUDMEISER01]

But Buddy we just met!
Sticks across the arse might come later!
If your lucky!Do you feel lucky Buddy,well do ya!

LOL, I figured you would say that!!! On second thought maybe I need a taser or a tranquilizer gun!!! DO I FEEL LUCKY??? BUST MY CHERRY??? Now what would Maw and Paw have to say about you flirting with me???

I gotta think about this situation. What would the Geist brothers do??? Hmmmm??? Boy, I sure have my work cut out for me if gonna get the WOOKIE house trained before the celebration!!!

Ah hail, he's done dropped another load on the floor, AGAIN!!!

Now I really need a beer!!! Then again, forget the beer I need to tap into Big D's I.V. drip!!! PUSH THE BUTTON DALLAS!!!

[Mac-b]

This is Paw here and I had a dream while I was taking my McNap and I want to share it with y'all. As y'all know, I do the cooking around here fer the girls and the alleged LEGEND. Now back to the dream. Seems like the old fellow, Mac-b was a TAD in the dumps fer some reason today, so I took him fishing out in the cove back of his house. I told him to just stay seated and I would sling the baits out and do all the fancy stuff he does when he has a client or one of them fancy sports writers that he is always yapping about. Showed him what action the rod made when it was trying to hangup and how it did when a fish was on. He nodded his head with a TAD of disgust that I was treating him this way. He selected the three rigs on the shore-side and I took the deep water side. He thought he had out flanked me, but U don't get old being stupid and since I had control of the trolling motor I kept us in the deep water most of the time. He missed a nice one that was running with a live blue gill and I tried to tell him what he did wrong, but he turned his back to me, mutter something, and got another live blue gill and chunked it out. Wasn't long before I had an eight pounder and then one a TAD over ten pounds and he finally caught one, a 12 inch spotted bass and I just smiled. Best of my memory, I caught five or six blue cats and he got that dang bass.

P3170051.JPGP3170049.JPGThe first photo is of Paw's blue cats and the second one is YKW's bass.

I axed him on the way back in ifin he had learned anything from the trip, and he mutter something about never going fishing with me again (of course he had his back to me) when he was down in the mouth. See, he thinks I can't hear unless I see lips move, but he's a fool, U know, about things like that. Would I go back out with him, hell yes, I like whooping that fellow. ISYN

[oh no]

, I was not watching the grill very good and some grease on the bottom got to going,,, a couple on my knobs turn all the way around,,,

We was darn lucky we did not ruin the front porch,, But I will need a new gas grill or stick to charcoal and the Weber.

Nothing like Blackened Chicken done the old fashioned way. lol

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[BIG GEORGE]

OK its time to spill the beans. I was once published in the March 2006 edition of A.C.A.T.S. Catfish Now magazine. A nice 2 page spread with pics about fishin the Delaware. YEA! I'm blowin my horn, but I felt like it. LOL! I don't know if its on line but I got my copy. LOL!

[Catfish_Commando]

Oh my God!

You have to be the *coolest* Pro Catfishermen out there!

It took you 6 Years to even mention it!

Its almost like, you wanted to hang out with us normal folks and just be cool.

But, all along, you were a Super Star!

For over 2,190 days, you sit here, amongst us lil guys, and blend in.

You Sir, are a true patriot, defending the values of the working man.

[boswifedeb]

Has anyone else noticed that Paw has developed the Legend into a second personality? I don't recall this happening before Buddy showed up, so it must be his fault.

George, you're tootin' your own horn again, huh? Nope, not gonna go there. LOL! Ya done good.

Did anyone remind OPJ to look for another wookie-type cage at the flea market? If not, Jim, we need your Ebay expertise. PLEASE! I almost tripped over the pile in front of the door. Buddy and Wookeeto just pointed at each other and neither will fess up.

DALLAS, MY KNEE HURTS. PUSH THE BUTTON AND SHARE WITH YOUR SIS!!!!