Catfishing on the Red River (Part 8)

[ladyfish50]

Wow, Rev! I also am impressed by this declaration from you. Sorry the 'Boys haven't done well this year, but boy, those Saints have been awesome! I'll admit, we hadn't watched much football the past few years, but Carmen got us started watching it again. There've been some really good games so far!

[cuttingout69]

Ty, I just wanted to say I am sorry about talking about your boys. I did not mean anything I said. I sure felt bad after reading your post. I mean you were so nice about it and all. Sorry from the bottom of my heart. Now if we have a Saint's SupperBowl Party, are you and Debbie going to come?????

[cuttingout69]

Nice to meet you Mike. We have local tourneys here amoung our group. Well so far we have had two. They were warm up tourneys for when a man wins it, because so far both have been won by women. Roxie first and Carmen took the second one. Eric and Buddy may not be able to catch any fish, but they sure can guide well. :big_smile:

[cuttingout69]

Hey Eric I see your online, give me a call when you can. I am through in the shed for the night and fixing to head to bed. Early day tomorrow.

[gooboy]

Part 8 huh!!! Man yall sure do talk a bunch!!!!:big_smile:

Hope everyone had a great Christmas weekend!!!

26 down and 10 to go!!!! I'll be home for ya know it!!!

[wareagle]

David Im waiting to hear how you did in your nets.
Eric we are here waiting on ya so come on home.

[badbob46]

i heard thru the grapevine that reeves marine will be having another catfish tourney this march, first prize is a boat.. i ordered one of those 220 pound digital scales thru the BOC last week and it came yesterday, i am very impressed with it.. its extremely heavy duty , with lighted large numbers and it also has a temperature gage for those cold days out there perch fishing..lol, i have been wanting to get out on the river for a month now but one thing after another has kept me in dry dock, this weekend i am leavin town to see my mom, maybe next week i will get my chance, in the meantime i have been reorganizing tackle and and all my support goods, i have a big dry storage box in the boat that holds everything i can think of that i might need on the water, but it was total chaos in it, i boughta couple of duffle bags with all kinds of pockets and pouches in them and now i can actually find everything again.. i still havent installed the new speakers for the radio yet.. but thats coming soon and i also found a couple of rod holders on clearance at wally world, they are the flush mounted type for the front deck, they should make the perch fishin a lot easier.. happy new year to everyone,

[cuttingout69]

Well I am still catching cats. Bob Cats that is. I had another nice tom this morning along with 1 coon. Yesterday I took 3 gray fox and a coyote. Michael went with me yesterday and we had a blast. He like catching the fox. I hope to maintain this line for the week and pull it on the New Years Eve or Day. Just have to see how it all works out. I will take some pics and show yall all the fur put up. It is cool looking put up.

[porkchop401]

These local tournaments that the ladies are winning, what are the requirements to fish one of these , are there different catagories for opps and blues? as for as a boat dealer putting on a tournament I am certainly interested in that? also do you folks go after opps with live bait ?If so what have your turned ?

[mandisue13]

Hi Mike~! The only "requirement" is to have fun! That is it.

As for the opps...live bluegill! Love catchin opps...just dont get them that often.....i think they are purdy.

Where do you live? Near the red? We have an eatin meatin coming up soon....

[catgetter1]

These local tournaments that the ladies are winning, what are the requirements to fish one of these , are there different catagories for opps and blues? as for as a boat dealer putting on a tournament I am certainly interested in that? also do you folks go after opps with live bait ?If so what have your turned ?
Welcome to the site Mike, The tournaments that are spoken of are kinda like friends (Local Rednecks) that just get together ta have a good time Kinda like a small Ba$$ club (Did I say that?) would have....Mostly just fun and fellowship.....Not the kind that would get cha a spot ta a national Catfish champship....(I.E. Ba$$ master classic) but a lotta fun and one heck of a trophy......a little cash and a whole lotta braggin right's just ask the Lady's ( Soon ta change) Far as the op's go ask the resident expert "Sarg"..... all the op's I catch are caught on either live shad or dead one's drifting.....I really don't target them (YET...) Once again Welcoome aboard........

[wareagle]

soon to change thats forsure.

[David Knotts]

Well I got to run my nets today, I thought they were catfish nets, not white perch nets, I almost cried when I had to let them all go. Water was ruff, and cold.

[badbob46]

In the last 3 years i have landed over 60 ops on the red river. all on rod and reel. only one bit live bait, all the rest took fresh shad heads.. the one on live bait took an 8 inch live shad,he weighed 45 pounds.. theres a lot of ops in the red river to be sure.. but for whatever reason , i hardly ever catch any of them north of the jimmy davis bridge ..but thats not to say they arent up here because the state record came right here in town by the railroad bridge and i believe the big one sgt rob got on trotline earlier this year was north of town too....

[cuttingout69]

Badbob you stand corrected. Rob caught that big op in Plain Dealing La north of the Hwy 2 bridge. It came out of the deep hole at the power line just south of the horseshoe lake on the west side of the river. The water had and eddie right there so Rob had to run his line up stream. He was baiting with 2 lbs Hybrid German worms on a 12 alt gartor hook fishing in the deepest part of the hole. 5-10 foot of water. He tied off to that big stump that use to be at the end of the eddie and he anchored the line with a 350 engine block.(little trick I showed him for them biggens) He used the 327 heads for the center weights as it took to of them cause he was running 150 hooks on one line. It is a long eddie. I would have helped him, but do you know how long it took him to put all those German worms on? Plus they were still mad about the break up of the USSR and the fall of the Burlin wall. :big_smile:

[cuttingout69]

Okay I told Eric I would put some pics of the fur up, so here is what it looks like when it is ready for sale. I finished all the coons that Eric and I caught on the river back in Nov. I have taken all of the fox in the past week and half after getting myself lined out on what I was suppose to be doing.

[cuttingout69]

Here are some more. I took another good tom today. He was a nice one too.

[ladyfish50]

Wow, Tony, those hides really do look nice all cleaned up & hanging. You guys do good work! I'm impressed!

[mandisue13]

so what does that shed smell like? fur?

those are real purdy....sure wish i had a fur coat......sure would be nice to have a fur coat...nice ..warm....fuzzy.....

[porkchop401]

Hi Mike~! The only "requirement" is to have fun! That is it.

As for the opps...live bluegill! Love catchin opps...just dont get them that often.....i think they are purdy.

Where do you live? Near the red? We have an eatin meatin coming up soon....
I live next to the Ouchita River but I work at a lock and dam on the red , I was raised on the Red near Colfax , I love fishing the red but talking my self in to driving back over to it to fish after going to work all week is somthing that I am reluctant to do.

[cuttingout69]

so what does that shed smell like? fur?

those are real purdy....sure wish i had a fur coat......sure would be nice to have a fur coat...nice ..warm....fuzzy.....

Mandisue, you can talk David into trapping you some fur and having you a coat made at US Fox. when you open the door, yes the smell of drying fur will knock you down. I love the smell, my wife hates it. I have to strip on the back pourch before coming after a long night in the fur shed.

[wareagle]

I live next to the Ouchita River but I work at a lock and dam on the red , I was raised on the Red near Colfax , I love fishing the red but talking my self in to driving back over to it to fish after going to work all week is somthing that I am reluctant to do.

Do you work at lock #5?

[David Knotts]

Amanda, I seen 2 coons dead on the road, if you want, I'll get them and have you a coat made.lol

[mandisue13]

ummm thanks dave...but NO!

i want you to go trap me some fur and sew me up a coat....

and bake me a pie.....


KENNEL!

[ratherbracin]

He was baiting with 2 lbs Hybrid German worms on a 12 alt gartor hook fishing in the deepest part of the hole. 5-10 foot of water. He tied off to that big stump that use to be at the end of the eddie and he anchored the line with a 350 engine block.(little trick I showed him for them biggens) He used the 327 heads for the center weights as it took to of them cause he was running 150 hooks on one line. It is a long eddie. I would have helped him, but do you know how long it took him to put all those German worms on? Plus they were still mad about the break up of the USSR and the fall of the Burlin wall. :big_smile:

Sunshine, you are so full of "bull".... Rob uses 2# hybrid CRICKETS.
Was glad to see the pics you posted of the fur shed. Wow, you've been really busy. What did you have this morning?

[sgt_rob]

Badbob you stand corrected. Rob caught that big op in Plain Dealing La north of the Hwy 2 bridge. It came out of the deep hole at the power line just south of the horseshoe lake on the west side of the river. The water had and eddie right there so Rob had to run his line up stream. He was baiting with 2 lbs Hybrid German worms on a 12 alt gartor hook fishing in the deepest part of the hole. 5-10 foot of water. He tied off to that big stump that use to be at the end of the eddie and he anchored the line with a 350 engine block.(little trick I showed him for them biggens) He used the 327 heads for the center weights as it took to of them cause he was running 150 hooks on one line. It is a long eddie. I would have helped him, but do you know how long it took him to put all those German worms on? Plus they were still mad about the break up of the USSR and the fall of the Burlin wall. :big_smile:

Well most of that is true. Actually I was on the South side of the bridge and on the East side of the river and it was a 327 block using 283 heads for the drops (202's if that matters).:cool2:

[sgt_rob]

I have to strip on the back pourch before coming after a long night in the fur shed.

I sure hope no smarta$$ catches that scene on one of those game cameras and post the picture at work!:ooooh:

[cuttingout69]

I sure hope no smarta$$ catches that scene on one of those game cameras and post the picture at work!:ooooh:

Rob I have not thought about that. I sure hope that one pic is deleted. I saw Charles wife the other day, and I know I was red in the face. She is the one that made the statement about about the pic.

Carmen I caught one big bore coon, one silver fox(better known as a possum) and on crow. Bad night, good sets. I did have a fox do the jetter bug around a set, but he did to get his bug jettered. I hope to have a good run in the morning, will have to see. With the rain moving in, I may loss them all Friday night. I am trying to find where I am going to move next now. I have not made rock solid plans yet.

[cuttingout69]

Ty, I know I said I was sorry and all, but I just have to bring your attention to the right side of this page. Do you see the Saint's decal on the right side? Even Paul loves the Saints. LOL.:big_smile: :big_smile: :big_smile: Better get your fur coats while you can. It is going to get cold.

[sgt_rob]

Tony, Are you gonna come catch my "mink rats" or what? Those things are messing up my bream hole!

[cuttingout69]

Well depends. Are you there yet? Or are you still out playing?

[sgt_rob]

I haven't seen them lately but then again, I haven't been looking for them either. We need to plan to set up "camp" on the deck and catch those suckers. Rupert and Jeff have some catching up to do too but we are going to have to force Jeff's hand cuz his wife keeps him "occupied".

[Alsey]

Well, since nobody's been fishing in awhile I thought I'd go out and represent us as a group. The wind was bad, the bite was slow to non-existent but I managed to come back with 2 good sized blues. The bigger of the two is 5 pounds. I did catch a cypress trout. I hardly ever catch them and the first time I did I almost stuck my finger in his mouth to lip him until I saw the teeth. Anyways, here's a couple of pics of the bowfin and a little info on them. They're weird fish. If you look closely at the pics you can see the green fins they describe below.



"The bowfin is a primitive type fish and the sole representative of an ancient fish family dating from the Jurassic period, appx. 180 million years ago.

Although the bowfin's body feels smooth and leathery, it is actually covered with cycloid scales, which are smooth and have no ctenii or rough prickles like some of the other fishes.

Body color of the bowfin is dark olive above with lighter sides and cream-colored belly. The long dorsal fin is dark green with a narrow longitudinal olive-colored band near the top margin and another near the base. The males have a dark spot on the caudal fin, bordered with yellow or orange. Lower fins are green, vivid as fresh paint, during the breeding season. There are 66 to 68 scales in the lateral line. The dorsal fin contains 47 to 5l soft rays and the anal fin 9 or l0 rays. The head is more or less flattened on top and the mouth is large. The teeth are sharp and strongly set in the jaws. Weights of 6 to 8 pounds or more are commonly attained. The swim bladder serves as a lung, giving the bowfin air breathing capability".

[wareagle]

Jim thats some good pics. Them fish put up a good fight even if they are ugly.

[mandisue13]

that is one cool lookin fish. i have never seen one before ...are the eatable?

[porkchop401]

Do you work at lock #5?
I did at one time the drive was to much, I am over maintenance @ #4

[Alsey]

Welcome Porkchop,

The area above and below L&D #4 looks like some pretty good catfishing waters. I drive by it once a week in the spring, summer, and fall. About every 2 or 3 trips I turn and drive to the lock and I've never seen a person fishing from the bank or anything. I've never even passed anyone on the road to get to the lock and it's got to be 3-4 miles long. I always come from the HWY 1 side.

What do you do there and does anyone snag or tightline at that lock like they do here in Shreveport/Bossier?

[porkchop401]

that is one cool lookin fish. i have never seen one before ...are the eatable?
I have eaten them from time to time over the years (my grand father showing me how to survive in a depression)the fishing was kinda slim . It reminds me alot like gar it is best when served hot, and is almost as difficult to clean.

[porkchop401]

Welcome Porkchop,

The area above and below L&D #4 looks like some pretty good catfishing waters. I drive by it once a week in the spring, summer, and fall. About every 2 or 3 trips I turn and drive to the lock and I've never seen a person fishing from the bank or anything. I've never even passed anyone on the road to get to the lock and it's got to be 3-4 miles long. I always come from the HWY 1 side.

What do you do there and does anyone snag or tightline at that lock like they do here in Shreveport/Bossier?
I am over the maintenance, and yes they fish below the dan spillway, it is mostly folks casting jigson occasion sombody will be snagging those that tightline are usually a couple hundred yards down the bank.

[porkchop401]

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I am over the maintenance, and yes they fish below the dan spillway, it is mostly folks casting jigson occasion sombody will be snagging those that tightline are usually a couple hundred yards down the bank.
@ last my 10th post so may be they will remove the chains!

[mullyden]

Bowfin are called Shoepick in Tx and Louisiana. Actually they kind of give me the creeps. If you google for them you will see in the upper midwest and east there are bowfin tourneys and some people are really in catching them.

[badbob46]

Badbob you stand corrected. Rob caught that big op in Plain Dealing La north of the Hwy 2 bridge. It came out of the deep hole at the power line just south of the horseshoe lake on the west side of the river. The water had and eddie right there so Rob had to run his line up stream. He was baiting with 2 lbs Hybrid German worms on a 12 alt gartor hook fishing in the deepest part of the hole. 5-10 foot of water. He tied off to that big stump that use to be at the end of the eddie and he anchored the line with a 350 engine block.(little trick I showed him for them biggens) He used the 327 heads for the center weights as it took to of them cause he was running 150 hooks on one line. It is a long eddie. I would have helped him, but do you know how long it took him to put all those German worms on? Plus they were still mad about the break up of the USSR and the fall of the Burlin wall. :big_smile:
i dont see how i can stand corrected when plain dealing is north of town..or did they move it when i wasnt looking?.. just a footnote on those scales i bought thru the BOC.. we hung them up from the rafters at work and got my buddy to hang on to the hook he weighed in at 193.2 pounds, and the scales held up perfectly under the strain..

[badbob46]

bow fin?everywhere i ever lived they called it a grinnel..

[Buddrice]

Great pics Jim,We call them grinnel but it is also know as grindle,or cottonfish.The only way I would suggest eating them is by making patties out of them like salmon patties.Other wise the only thing I can compare them to is cotton.They do fight good though.Thanks for the pics.:big_smile:

[WildWillie]

bow fin?everywhere i ever lived they called it a grinnel..

Used to catch those things ine sloughs and those pits where they got dirt for roadway beds down in central LA. Don't even recall the last time I saw one.

Will

[David Knotts]

I call em OH $%^# when I hook one.lol cause then I have to un hook em. DON"T EVER stick your finger in one mouth.

[mandisue13]

HEY WHAT DO YA KNOW.....I HAVE SEEN ONE! didnt know them by anything other than grinnel. The one I caught was really huge..about 10 lbs....TORE UP MY FAVE SPINNER BAIT....

dont think i would eat one though....wonder what a goo taste like

[wareagle]

Just filled out my check for $10.00 im going to get me a star.

[cuttingout69]

i dont see how i can stand corrected when plain dealing is north of town..or did they move it when i wasnt looking?.. just a footnote on those scales i bought thru the BOC.. we hung them up from the rafters at work and got my buddy to hang on to the hook he weighed in at 193.2 pounds, and the scales held up perfectly under the strain..

Bob I am so glad your scales work, because your since of humor sucks.

[BullDaddy]

Bob I am so glad your scales work, because your since of humor sucks.


That has to be the funniest thing that I have read (that I did not write) in a long time!!!!!!:big_smile_2:

[BullDaddy]

Great pics Jim,We call them grinnel but it is also know as grindle,or cottonfish.The only way I would suggest eating them is by making patties out of them like salmon patties.Other wise the only thing I can compare them to is cotton.They do fight good though.Thanks for the pics.:big_smile:

My Grandpa ate 'em as a kid. He told me that you can not use water to wash the meat off when you clean them. They had to wipe the filets off with a rag when they cleaned them. Otherwise the flesh would be just like cotton. I am not real sure why he told me how to clean them cause I ain't been that hungry yet!:big_smile:

[badbob46]

Bob I am so glad your scales work, because your since of humor sucks.
i have a great sense of humor, its just that only the most intelligent people get it

[David Knotts]

Tony that was funny.lol

[David Knotts]

I ate grinnel one time, never again. Theres better fish to eat, like shad.lol

[Buddrice]

HEY WHAT DO YA KNOW.....I HAVE SEEN ONE! didnt know them by anything other than grinnel. The one I caught was really huge..about 10 lbs....TORE UP MY FAVE SPINNER BAIT....
dont think i would eat one though....wonder what a goo taste like

A goo is different,Roxie and I tried one last year.They have a weird textured meat.Not bad while they are hot but they are bad when they cool off.It's the texture we couldn't get past.Too many other fish to fry and smoke without having to eat them things.:lol:

[David Knotts]

My Grandmother baked a goo one time, the smell was so bad, nobody would eat it, not even her.

[gooboy]

Bob I am so glad your scales work, because your since of humor sucks.

Tony, I'm glad you've got a "since" of humor, because your spellin' sucks!!!:big_smile:

[David Knotts]

Whats up ERIC, hows work? hope it's not to hot down there? They gonna feed yall burrow for New Years? Only a few more days till all yall get to see me. One other thing before I have to go. GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cuttingout69]

Okay let me see if get this, when you badger the ladies who won the fishing tourney, did you consider that humor. Oh, no it must have been when you talked about how dumb my Partner Rob was and the stupid stuff he did. Or was it humor when you talked about how we mess this site talking to much BS. Maybe the humor was in the fact you wanted everyone to know that you are one of the oldest members on this site. You see I find the humor in the fact that I do not have to belittle other to make myself feel good. I come in here to see friends, good friends, not to boost how I feel about myself. But you are right, I guess I do not fit into the “intelligent people” group. For that, I could care less about, because you see there are lots of intelligent people on this site that call me friend. In fact, there are quite a few who would call me for anything they needed. You know, none of them ever worried about how smart I am. That is my intelligent thought of the day. Dang that wore me out using the brain so much this early.

Oh and if any of yall need call on me today, wait till after lunch. It is going to take me a while to recover.

[cuttingout69]

Hey Eric, that is why I have good friends like you. To correct my spelling. :big_smile:

[gooboy]

My work is kinda like Bob's humor and Tony's spellin'!!!:roll_eyes:

Today is goin' home day!!!!! Only problem, some dumba$$ decided to stay another week, so he could take a week off next month and go trappin' with one of his idiot buddies!!!!:crazy: It sure sounded like a good idea a couple months ago...........but I think I was just havin' a brain fart!!! Man I'm ready to come home!!!

[wareagle]

My work is kinda like Bob's humor and Tony's spellin'!!!:roll_eyes:

Today is goin' home day!!!!! Only problem, some dumba$$ decided to stay another week, so he could take a week off next month and go trappin' with one of his idiot buddies!!!!:crazy: It sure sounded like a good idea a couple months ago...........but I think I was just havin' a brain fart!!! Man I'm ready to come home!!!

Hang in there it will be worth it when you get home.:lol:

[cuttingout69]

:cry: :cry: :cry: I sure hope you get that crying out of your system before you get home. I sure don't want to have to put up with it all of Jan. When you set your first trap you will be fine.

[mandisue13]

all i am going to say right now is this:

just because you are an "older" member does not mean you can pull a rank or make you any better....you could be a founding member and not have done anything or you could be a new member and done a lot ....length of time does not count in my book....it is what you have DONE.

kinda like the quality vs quantity theory. fellowship is a wonderful thing.

[BullDaddy]

I have one thing to say about all of this......did I tell ya'll I got a new truck? No? I got it on Wed. I got a new boat so when the wife decided it was time for a new SUV, well I was kinda stuck! We got a new Durango to replace the old Durango. Pretty cool, huh?
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Pssst: think anybody caught the topic change. Man I am sneaky sneaky!!!!!:lol:

[cuttingout69]

Ram tough. That is too cool. Maybe one of these days I can get a new truck. All Amy lacks is 6 more weeks and she will be out of school with a degree. Then she has to find a job. Then we have to get her a new car cause she has racked up the miles on hers.

[gooboy]

I have one thing to say about all of this......did I tell ya'll I got a new truck? No? I got it on Wed. I got a new boat so when the wife decided it was time for a new SUV, well I was kinda stuck! We got a new Durango to replace the old Durango. Pretty cool, huh?

Ok, lets get this straight. You been talkin' about, beggin' about, and whinnin' about this new boat for over a year now.....Hummmm...... Took you a while to talk Myra into that didn't it!!!! Then all the sudden, Myra decides its about time for a new SUV and WHAM!!! PRESTO!!! THANGS IS HAPPENIN' REAL FAST!! One minute your ridin' in that old Durango and the next minute, Myra is stylin' in a new one!!!! What happened????? Did ya loose your book? Sounds like your whooped to me!!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[mandisue13]

Ram tough. That is too cool. Maybe one of these days I can get a new truck. All Amy lacks is 6 more weeks and she will be out of school with a degree. Then she has to find a job. Then we have to get her a new car cause she has racked up the miles on hers.


what is she studying? i am really considering going back to school to get my degree.....one day....

[mandisue13]

that is because myra has the updated pink book titled "how to use the kevn book to your advantage"

[wareagle]

Kevin wanted it or they would not have got it.:big_smile:

[gooboy]

Kevin wanted it or they would not have got it.:big_smile:

I see you've still got your copy of the BOOK!!!:big_smile:

[wareagle]

I see you've still got your copy of the BOOK!!!:big_smile:

My book is non-fiction the girls book is fiction.:big_smile: :big_smile:

[mandisue13]

that is it. i am going to type up a book. i have been inspired. i will title it

THE BOOK and female members of the RRR will get a free copy when i am done. ohh i cant wait for this one.

[BullDaddy]

Kevin wanted it or they would not have got it.:big_smile:


Well I didn't want to get the females all ruffled up but since someone else brought it up......I was sitting there one day and Myra said to me:

Myra: Sweetie?
Me: Yea woman.
Myra: I shore would like...
Me: Excuse me.
Myra: Sorry. I mean, Mr. Kevin I shore would like a new truck if it's ok with you.
Me: I'll think about it.
Myra: I know you work hard and you are the master of the house and all, I would get a second job if you need to take off sometimes for fishing and hunting. Just tell me ......

Or something like that.:tounge_out:

[BullDaddy]

that is it. i am going to type up a book. i have been inspired. i will title it

THE BOOK and female members of the RRR will get a free copy when i am done. ohh i cant wait for this one.

But your gonna have to get your husband's express written consent first.

It's so cute when ya'll think you can deny the power of The Book.:big_smile:

[mandisue13]

But your gonna have to get your husband's express written consent first.

It's so cute when ya'll think you can deny the power of The Book.:big_smile:


expressed written consent?? CONSENT??? it is adorable how you think you are the head honcho......i am so sorry...but it would go down more like this


me: yo....look at me
dave: yes mame'
me: i am going to write a book for women on how to show the man how it really is ....not the fantasy life painted by some other book out there.....and i aint gonna hear no lip from you...you hear?
dave: would you like a back rub and some belgian chocolate truffles
me: stop trying to butter me up...you can go fishin when you are done wiht the chores....now...rub my feet...

LOL

[Alsey]

For you ladies calling our book fiction I just want yall to know it's backed up by modern science.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/29/nhsewk29.xml

[BullDaddy]

There you go. Can't argue with science. Know why you can't argue with science? Cause it was written by scientist.

And if David is not the Kang, then how did he get off of work for a year while you didn't???? Hhhhmmmm, methinks maybe the book is more powerful than was once thunk!:cool2:

[mandisue13]

ok...this is time tested..woman approved...

http://www.positive-way.com/men,.htm

[mandisue13]

There you go. Can't argue with science. Know why you can't argue with science? Cause it was written by scientist.

And if David is not the Kang, then how did he get off of work for a year while you didn't???? Hhhhmmmm, methinks maybe the book is more powerful than was once thunk!:cool2:


how did he get off work? i cant tell you exatly what happen that day...but he wont be tellin me to bake him a pie anymore.....trust me....

[Alsey]

"Men who do more housework and child care have better sex lives and happier marriages than others according to noted marital researcher Dr. John Gottman."

Dr. Gottman needs a refresher on cause and effect.

[BullDaddy]

I wonder where this guy his degree (in the back of the feed store is my guess) cause there is ads for "Save your marriage" and "stop divorce now" and "Learn how to cheat". See the good Doctor's line of thought. Anymore "expert" witnesses?:wink:

[ladyfish50]

Gosh you guys are a "wear-out"! I was just here last night..I think..& now I'm 5 pages behind. I read some really funny stuff, & some not so funny, this one's upset, that ones whining, this one can't spell, that one can....come on....please play nice!!
As for the "subject change", thanks Kevin (1st time I've called you that, huh?)
Glad you got a new truck....Yay Myra!!
Eric...you better hurry home...the "kids" are starting to act up! Haha!!

[David Knotts]

Hey Amanda, remember your WEDDING VOWS, you know love honor, and OBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You said em infront of God and everybody.

[wareagle]

Who started this mess? I think I like it.:big_smile:

[David Knotts]

You can blame AMANDA for that.

[mandisue13]

You can blame AMANDA for that.

wait a minute...how did i get drug into this....wareagle started it when he said kevin really wanted the truck and that is how myra got it....so dont put this one on me....and yeah i remember those vows i choked out....but remember ...you betrothed me your trough....(in otherwords you gave me something and i am not sure what it is)

[wareagle]

I think David said I want that woman and so it had to be and it was.

[wareagle]

Amanda, just think out of all the women in the world you were lucky enough to be picked by Sir David.

[David Knotts]

Dewayne, that is so funny, true but funny.

[BullDaddy]

Amanda, just think out of all the women in the world you were lucky enough to be picked by Sir David.


Not everybody gets to be a Kang's ol' lady!!:big_smile:

[David Knotts]

Kev. that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true. She just don't know how good shes got it.

[wareagle]

I think saddam is going to get it tonite.

[mandisue13]

9 pm central time he will hang.....

now back to busniess....

have you guys ever thought maybe i am the queen and he is kind by default? or the fact that i PICKED HIM out of the litter?

i do have it good though.....my husband loves me. has not cheated on me, and is not a woman beater.......but he does go out and buy himself a new pillow knowing my pillow is flat and uncomfertable. and to think....i have had my cockatiel longer than my husband......hmm

[BullDaddy]

r.......but he does go out and buy himself a new pillow knowing my pillow is flat and uncomfertable. and to think....i have had my cockatiel longer than my husband......hmm

On a side note, I know where you can get some feathers for that flat pillow........

[cuttingout69]

I am staying out of this one. Yall have never meet my wife, well most of you anyway. I have hurt enough feelings in the last week, I don't want any more sore at me. Oh, we made the new paper in Ar the other day. They printed the police report. I am so glad they did not put my name in there. :big_smile:

[Buddrice]

Hey Eric, that is why I have good friends like you. To correct my spelling. :big_smile:
I thought your spelling was the keyboards fault.I can't spell either and I blame it on my keyboard.:big_smile:

[Buddrice]

Ya'll should always remember one thing.Marriage is the leading cause of
divorce.:big_smile:

[Buddrice]

On a side note, I know where you can get some feathers for that flat pillow........

Now that's funny..

[cuttingout69]

Bulldaddy, do you know what a pat on the back is? Just about THAAAAAAAAAT------- far from a kick in the A$$. Remember this and be happy with just and atboy. :big_smile: