5 word game

[Kittyhunter]

OK this is hilarious. There are 2 others on this site going on right now. You add 5 words to what the last person posted and continue the story. Here it goes. Warning, it is addictive.




Once upon a time, in....

[Kittyhunter]

a land far far away

[Kittyhunter]

everybody sucked at this game

[bluecat69]

I grabbed my fishing pole..

[willisjj]

and saddled my old mule.....

[joe0580]

for a long winters night...

[phillip puryear]

when all of a sudden

[Kittyhunter]

the mule looked back and

[BassMassey]

he spit in my face

[Kittyhunter]

so I got out my

[phillip puryear]

new spool of 80# line

[Kittyhunter]

and tied a super duper

[bill_gfish]

granny type knot around his

[fish]

chicken plucking head as he

[Kittyhunter]

opened a large can of

[CatfishWEIRDO]

Woop a$$ and ran away

[Kittyhunter]

flinging it like a little

[JAYNC]

girl with a snoopie pole

[Kittyhunter]

swatting at the flies that

[ponykilr]

bit at his big ole'

[bluecat69]

piece of chicken liver that

[BassMassey]

was as smelly as his

[bluecat69]

socks that he put on

[ponykilr]

his wooden leg that was

[mycat]

brown, long ear in half

[Kittyhunter]

???????????????????? mycat
I got no clue where you were going with that one. I'll skip back to Ponykilr.

his wooden leg that was...


resting on the kick stand

[mycat]

No wonder you could`nt under stand it , I was looking at the last post on page 1, bit at his big ole.


How about?....
resting on the kick stand....when the blonde bomb shell walked by...

[ponykilr]

and said hey sailor, wannna..........

[DRC]

buy a lady a drink

[Mark J]

or maybe some stink bait

[fwmud]

cause my blank really stinks!

[bluecat69]

So I proceeded to get

[BassMassey]

the sexy lady some drink

[ponykilr]

but i saw the nasty

[BassMassey]

camel toe peeking through her

[bluecat69]

chicken liver in her mouth

[BassMassey]

ur a lil late on that one , lmao, lets go with the camel toe

[bluecat69]

extremely loose sweat pants that

[ponykilr]

had gnats and flies swarming

[DRC]

from cameltoe to fwmuds mouth

[BassMassey]

screw it , i decided to

[BassMassey]

grab two large paper bags

[JAYNC]

to puke my guts out

[BassMassey]

i threw up in one

[Kittyhunter]

put the other over her

[JAYNC]

head to avoid puking again

[Kittyhunter]

'cause camels really smell bad

[jason454ci]

when they're that big and

[DRC]

havent been washed in months

[JAYNC]

they tend to grow mold

[bluecat69]

which is good catfish bait

[DRC]

we'll let fwmud package it

[DRC]

jason can field test it

[jason454ci]

whew did you smell that

[DRC]

thank goodness no ,bad huh?

[RamRod]

So I decided to order...

[RamRod]

her a drink, vinegar & water.

[BassMassey]

handed it to her with

[ponykilr]

a turkey baster and a

[RamRod]

side order of thighs, so

[GS-Rock]

I Ate The Chicken Liver...

[marco88]

cured it in garlic first,

[CatfishWEIRDO]

Then dipped my head in

[LilRyjoe04]

A barrel of cut skipjack

[ponykilr]

to get the taste out

[BassMassey]

so back to the turkey

[ponykilr]

some wild turkey that is,

[JAYNC]

used to trick the camel

[ponykilr]

into doing what camels do

[jason454ci]

when they are drinking a

[Kittyhunter]

40 and smoking a Marlboro

[ponykilr]

and combing the hair on

[Kittyhunter]

a fluffy white kitty cat

[jason454ci]

and chewing on a big

[trippyclwn]

chunk of dogfood at the

[ponykilr]

place where the circus clown

[DRC]

evily mixes stinkbait into cottoncandy

[BIG-G]

And the children love it...

[DRC]

it became such a sensation

[marco88]

of a wonderfully stinky creation

[GS-Rock]

that melts in your mouth

[ponykilr]

and it sticks in your

[bluecat69]

teeth when chewed on slowly

[GS-Rock]

makes your gums turn black

[ponykilr]

and makes you foam from

[GS-Rock]

your eyes and ears and

[ponykilr]

the crack of your hairy

[DRC]

armpit that ponykilr loves sniffing

[Kittyhunter]

and shaving with his trusty

[ponykilr]

electric chain saw and sharp

[DRC]

trusty stanley 7/8" wood chisel

[Kittyhunter]

that he stole from Sears

[willisjj]

and snuck out in his

[bluecat69]

nasty ole smelling butt crack

[GS-Rock]

but not intil she said

[bluecat69]

said, "some Nair would never

[ponykilr]

cut through that thick stuff"

(wait a minute, i'm talking crap about myself) :confused:

[GS-Rock]

your gonna have to use

[DRC]

a heavy duty hedge trimmers

[willisjj]

to get that chisel untangled....